It's 3am. You're awake. And you're still mowing the lawn.

Why? Because someone, somewhere, has to keep the neighbors in line.

Or is it because you're secretly a Lawn Ninja, tasked with the duty of trimming the grass so low it's almost invisible?

Whatever the reason, you're here now, and you're committed to the cause of exasperation that is lawn care.

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